"Nigeriabrev" & russiske frierbrev til onkel Nissebror

[Nissebror]

Har fått et par mail fra afrikanske kvinner den siste tiden.
Historien er stort sett den samme, og i utgangspunktet rørende og tragisk, hadde det ikke vært for at 3 forskjellige kvinner (hittil) har opplevd så og si den samme historien, og at historiene deres forsåvidt lukter svidd & vel så det :lol11:

Nuvel, i beste Nissebror-ånd har disse kvinnene selvfølgelig fått svar, og jeg er meget usikker på hvorvidt jeg vil få svar tilbake :rofl:

Lucifer har allerede flirt seg halvskeiv av mine små sprell, og ideen om å dele mine "erfaringer & krumspring" med dere andre på forumet ble følgelig unnfanget..

SÅ da skal dere få velge selv :lol11:

Vil dere lese hvordan jeg ved hjelp av barnslig prompehumor og grovt prat herjer løs med disse epost-svindlerne, eller vil dere slippe? :D

Flertallet bestemmer, så enkelt er det ;)

[SnabelFanten]

Hahahaha... seff vil vi lese dem svara.. :D:rofl:

[Nissebror]

Hahahaha... seff vil vi lese dem svara.. :D:rofl:

Skal seff vurdere det, men da skal jeg ha et temmelig rungende og overbevisende, kollektivt ja først :lol11:

[Nissebror]

Skit au, vi begynner med "Juliet" :D

My Dearest One,

How are you doing today and how was your last night?Hope you are doing fine?well, mine was very cool today over here in Dakar Senegal.

My name is (juliet khalifa) I am 23 years old girl,with 5.6cm tall and weigh 52kg,but age doesn't matter in a real relationship, so i am confortable with your age,i am from Sudan in africa and presently i am residing as a refugee here in Dakar as a result of the political and civiln war that claims the lifes of my parents and other family members.

My late father (Dr Majzoub al-Khalifa) was the personal adviser to the head of state before the rebels attacked him on his way to my village (Shendi).and kill my father and his only brother and every other members of my family in the vahicle. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.

Please I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently, my hobbies are reading watching music videos going to beach with friends visiting a place like zoo and doing every other thing that gives joy and happiness.

I will tell more about myself in my next mail.
Attached here is my picture.
Hoping to hear from you soon
Have a nice day
Yours Juliet


Tåredryppende? Jaaaada.... Men vi burde kanskje husket å fjerne parentesene rundt navnet før vi sendte mailen eller? :lol11:

Nuvel... Mitt svar :

Oh my Goood!!!!

This is SO!!!! exciting :D
I do feel like that MacGyver-fella, you know?
Saving the world and all that shit :D
I haven`t felt so excited since my friend Wish Of Night invited me over to see his new curtains :D

Allright!!! :D

Now, I know what coming up next :D
Your father saved a lot of money for you, and now you need my bankaccount to release the money, so that you could come to Norway and we can marry? :D

Sure, honey!! No problem!! :D

My bank account is 1594 22 87248 (altså, det er faktisk kontonummeret til kirkens nødhjelp, ifall noen lurte på om jeg virkelig hadde snødd inne) :lol11:

Just hurry, I just cant wait until our wedding night
I can hardly believe that I finally will have sex with a REAL woman!! :D
(damn, I get sooooo tired of this fleshlight, yeah, I fucked a couple of polar bears, elks and even a hole in the ground one time, but it`s not the same thing you know)

I love zoo`s by the way.. They got a lot of sexy monkeys in there :D
The elephants are sure sexy too, but I`m afraid I`m waay to big for them

Now please hurry with your answer cause I wait sooooo much for you!
I love you biiiiiiiiig looooooooong time :D

See you soon I hope :D

[SnabelFanten]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

Lurer på hva dem tenkte da dem leste dette svaret jeg.. :p

[Lucifer]

Råbra, men må nesten legge ved bilde også da. Så vi vet hvordan din kommende bedre halvdel ser ut :lol9:

[Nissebror]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl:

Lurer på hva dem tenkte da dem leste dette svaret jeg.. :p

Veeeel, det svaret der er vel relativt uskyldig i forhold til de to andre...
Eller hva, Lucy? :lol11:

[Nissebror]

Råbra, men må nesten legge ved bilde også da. Så vi vet hvordan din kommende bedre halvdel ser ut :lol9:

Nja, risikerer vel egentlig å henge ut en uskyldig tredjepart med det, så jeg tror jeg lar det være :)

[Lucifer]

Veeeel, det svaret der er vel relativt uskyldig i forhold til de to andre...
Eller hva, Lucy? :lol11:

Kan vel bare si vi kan glede oss til resten kommer ja :lol11:

[Nissebror]

Allright, da fortsetter vi med "Grace" :p
JA, denne er barnslig, men pytt :p

Mottaker er heller ikke så seriøs at det gjør noe :p

Hello Dearest,
How are you today? hope fine.
Do not be surprise or get offended for receiving this message from me, It's just that I have been obliged to lay a more trust on you due to my situation here in the refugees camp,
First of all i revealed my self to you, and I will require the best of your honesty after your knowing about me and whom i am, I will really like us to have a good relationship inspite of anything because I have this feeling that you are my life and you will not betray me.
My dear like i told you in my first mail my name is Grace Mbia I'm 24, from Ivory Coast in West Africa, 5.11ft tall, Fair in complexion,(never married before) and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

My late father Dr Daniel Mbia was the personal advicer to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now in a refugee camp.
My dearest, In this refugee we are only allowed to go out two times in a week.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out from here soon.
I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is (REV EMMANUEL JAMES) who is the pastor of the (Living Christian Church) here in the refugee he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the refugee have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastors Tel number is (+221-77-41-50-244) if you call tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel.As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to futher my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's Deposit Certifcate and Death Certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when my father was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine Million seven Hundred Thousand Dollars).
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the refugee here, the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.

So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.
Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking.fluently Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you.Dearest i want you to know that age or distant doesn't matter anything but love matters a lot of things.
I would like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.
Attached here is my picture, I will like to see yours.
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Have a nice day and think about me.
Yours love,
Grace,Hello!




Yes my day is fine thanks.
I had fishballs for dinner and they taste really yammi in their white,sticky sauce :)
After that I went for a walk with my dog.
When I came home, I remembered I actually have no dog.

Whatever…

Now, about those money you are talking about.
It`s not necessary at all.
I would be happy to fuck you for free. :D
You are sure some hot stuff :D
(got any nude pictures?) :D

I must warn you though.
I fart a lot. I really mean a LOT!!
I fart so much that my underwear get a lot of small holes in it.
It`s quite funny having sex while farting that much :D
But relax, we do not have to do rimming :D

I also collect my own farts.
I use to fart in an empty box every day, then I seal it and write the date of the day :)
Collecting farts is very amazing and funny :)
We may do it together?
Do you like farts?:)

Oh well, time flies when having a good time.
Waiting for your next letter with love & passion in my heart, and lots of gas in my stomach :D

Fartly regards from me :D

[Nissebror]

Og så avslutter vi med Peace : :lol11:


Dearest,
I am more than happy in your reply to my email. How was your day? Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal.

My name is peace jerry I 'm 25, from libaria in West Africa. 5.10ft tall, Fair in complexion,(never married before )and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

My late Dr Daniel jerry was the personal adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood. It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am living now in a refugee camp,and this computer is belonging to a reverend that has a church here in the camp.

I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.. Attached here is my picture. Like to see yours Hoping to hear from you soonest Miss peace




hello.
my day was rainful & farty.
it was raining all day and i was inside trimming my pubes hair and farting.
I fart a lot, mostly because it`s funny

I love to make quiet farts near to people, and then walk away, let them stay there in that smell of shit :D

I also love fishballs :D
Do you have fisballs down there in Brazil?
In Norway we eat much fishballs with sticky white sauce. It taste delicious.
Some people also eat goat testicles or "smalahovud", which is actually the head of a sheep, with brain, eyes, nose (and all those creepy boogiemen inside the nose)

In Norway the vikings live :D
We travel around in wood boats, and we love to fuck and eat :D

Sometimes the icebears are walking in the streets. Then we fuck them, and if we are hungry, then we eat them :D
We fuck and eat moose and elk as well :D

Ever heard about norwegian salmon?
We fuck them too :D

Actually, I was going to spend the evening with my neighbour, and fucking him.
I decided to stay home.
Wanna fuck you instead :D

I hope my letter makes you horny :D
Best fuckin wishes & alt det jævla surret der :D


Sånn, det var det :D
Jeg skal selvfølgelig holde dere oppdatert om jeg (mot formodning) skulle få svar :lol9:

[SnabelFanten]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: håper du får flere Nigerianske brev.. :p

[Nissebror]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: håper du får flere Nigerianske brev.. :p

Jadda Påsan, I will not skuff you :lol11:
Lå et og venta i mailboksen når jeg kom hjem, så jeg skal klekke ut et morrosamt svar og legge ut strax jeg har fått dytta i meg litt mat :lol11:

[t0werman]

Jadda Påsan, I will not skuff you :lol11:
Lå et og venta i mailboksen når jeg kom hjem, så jeg skal klekke ut et morrosamt svar og legge ut strax jeg har fått dytta i meg litt mat :lol11:

hehe har de funnet ut at du er et lett bytte nå :rofl:

[Nissebror]

hehe har de funnet ut at du er et lett bytte nå :rofl:

Veit ikke helt hvem som er byttet her altså :rofl:

[Nissebror]

Vel, "dama" lot seg ikke skremme av "fishballs" og isbjørnpuling :rofl:

Dearest love,
Good day to you and how are you getting on?.I do hope that you are catching up with the goodies of the day in full.Mine here is very hot and like you know we are living in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegaal. In this camp we are only allowed to go out only on Mondays and Fridays of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.

We don't have any relatives now whom we can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person we have now is Rev Pual Duke who is the pastor of the (Christ The King Church) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.
The Pastors Tel number is (+221763398763) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,

Because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $3.5M (Three Million five Hundred Thousand USA Dollars). So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travel ling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Rev rend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.

Remember aim giving you all this information due to the trust and love i deposited on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hard working.Mean while i will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.I will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.Have a nice day and think about me.Awaiting to hear from you soonest miss peace jerry
ut it is the Rev rend because he is like a father to me. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.

Remember aim giving you all this information due to the trust and love i deposited on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hard working.Mean while i will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.I will like you to call me like i said i have alto to tell you.Have a nice day and think about me.Awaiting to hear from you soonest miss peace jerry



Hello!!!

Now, the strangest thing happened to me today.
I run a big company and make noe så inni hampen much money.
However, my best friend and his girlfriend came by to visit me, and "by accident" my friend happened to see your picture, and he said : "damn, she was hot. I would love to fuck her"

Well, my friend and I always share with eachother, and I said "sure, I let you fuck her"
And he said "really?? May I fuck the bitch?" and I said "sure, but I want her first"
And then he said "Yeah, I fuck her after you have fucked her, and then you may fuck her again, and when you are finished, I wanna fuck the bitch again"

And then he said "Hey, we may both fuck the bitch at the same time, in her pussy and ass, and I say "hey, that was a good idea"

Then his girlfriend asked to see the picture, and she said "Hey!! I wanna fuck her too"

And I said ok, we all do her at the same time.

I am so happy you are so openminded, and we really look forward to have a lot of good times with you

And babe, I don`t need your money. It`s just change compared to what I earn in a couple of months.
My friend and I want adventure, so we will travel to Senegal to pick you up.
Do you have friends in the camp you want to bring with you?

I say this cause I care about you, my friend and I will fuck you so much that you will need a lot of breaks.
Therefor it would be very vise if you brought 5-6 other girls we could fuck while you rest your little pussy.
Bye for now, waiting in deep love for your next letter

[Nissebror]

"Peace" er virkelig på hugget :lol11:



My love,
It's mine pleasure to know how you are doing today?.I believe all is well
with you.As for me iam doing well and i felt very happy reading your mail as i
will like to come over to meet with you immediately after the transsfer of my
money to your position for a better life.

My dear i prayed and fasted when i got your contact before it was revealed to
me by God that you are the right man for me who will love and cherish me without
minding our colour difference.You can call me with this number (+221763398763) in the
church office and you tell Rev Paul Duke that you want to speak with me so
that we can talk more about ourselves.

My dear i want to come over to meet with you for the rest of my life as i have
seen that you are the right man for me and i will like you to help me in the
transfer of my 3.5 million dollars so that you can send me some money to prepare
my travling document to come over to meet with you for a better life.
Honey i loved you so much and i can't wait to meet with you for the rest of
my life and iam looking towards that lovely day when i will be meeting with you
for the rest of my life after the transfer of my money to your position so that
you can send me some money to prepare my traveling documents to meet with you
for a better life..

My dear please i will like you to send an email to the bank today about the
possible transfer of my 3.5 million dollars deposited at ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND
LONDON which my name appears as the next of kin due to my refugee status here in
Senegal.I have informed the bank about you and they are waiting for your email
so that they can transfer this money to your position for our lovely
meeting.Here is the contact information of the bank in Scotland where the money
was deposited by my late father is as follows,

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND LONDON
NAME OF THE TRANSFER OFFICER IS MR PEDRO LEED.
TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 00447031814925,00447031890944
Fax is,,, 0044-87049515
Already i have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late
father's deposit of which my name appears as the next of kin.The only thing
the bank told me is to look for a foreign partner who will assiat me in the
transfer due to my refugee status here in Senegal,as a refugee i am not allowed
direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united
refugee law governing refugee all over the world states.

Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer
department of the bank today with this email address
(pedroleed@bigstring.com) (pedroleed@europe.com)

Attentioned Mr Pedro Leed the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling
him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my
3.5 million dollars deposited by late father of which iam the next of kin after
which you call me on phone today.
THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.
ACCOUNT NAME IS DR DANIEL JERRY
AMOUNT 3.5MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN MISS PEACE JERRY

God bless you as you do this today,
Your in love miss peace,
Thanks,




Hello!

Darling, never mind those money.
My friend got an helicopter, so just tell me where to pick you up.
We will travel to Dakar just to pick you up, later we could go to Scotland and help you with your money, even though you won`t need them.

Please don`t worry about the colour difference.
I so much want to lick and fuck a chocolate pussy.
Tell me about your pussy, love.

Do you got pubic hair, or do you shave?
I don`t mind if you not shave, cause I love to slip my fingers through moisty pubic hair.
My love, I can hardly wait to fuck you.
It would be so great to watch my big white dick slide into your tight little pussy.

Probably I have to fuck you in the helicopter as soon as we leave Dakar, you make me so damn horny, and I cant wait to fuck you.

Do you like to suck cock btw? And if you do, do you like the taste of cum in your mouth?
Cause if you dont, I just fill your pussy with cum instead.

Now, about those sex-fantasies you told me about.
Yes, I could arrange a gangbang, sure..
I`m not sure if I can get as many as 15 men, but I know 7-8 men that would be happy to join.
I can`t help you with your fantasy about Sturla Berg-Johansen. You see, he`s gay.. Sorry..
About the dog... Well... THAT is not allowed in Norway..

And yes, my friend and his wife are really dying to fuck you.
I`m sure we will have a great time together

Bye for now.
I love you big long time.

[Nissebror]

Og "Grace" har fått ut finger`n :lol11:



My Darling ,
How are you today together with the situation of thing over there i believe you are doing well.God will bless and reward you for every effort you are about to make to see me out from this horrible prison called refugee camp where i am living today as a result of the untimely death of my parents(may their gentle souls rest in peace)

I will be waiting for your call today by 2.pm at my own time at the church office located in the refugee camp where i am living at moment with this number
( +221-77-415-02-44).. I thank God for the life of Rev Emmanuel James the pastor of the church located in the camp where i recieve and send emails to you.He is like a father to us here as his church assists united nations here in Senegal in taking care of refugees.When you call tell him that you want to speak with me so that he will send for me from the females hostel to talk with you about what i am going through here. Here is the contact information of the bank in Scotland where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows,

Name;ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND
Email address;
transfersremintance@scotlandmail.com
transferbankofscotland@24.com
Name of the transfer officer is MR STEPHEN HESTER.
Telephone number 44-703-188-8472. or 44-701-702-8968
Fax number 44- 703-192-4213
Already i have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late father's deposit of which my name appears as the next of king.
The only thing the bank told me is to look for a foreign partner who will assiat me in the transfer due to my refugee status here in Senegal,as a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law governing refugee all over the world states.

Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer department of the bank today with this email address:
transfersremintance@scotlandmail.com
transferbankofscotland@24.com
Attentioned Mr,Stephen Hester the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer my 9.7 million dollars deposited by late father of which i am the next of king afterwhich you call me on phone today.
THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.
ACCOUNT NAME IS DR DANIEL MBIA.
AMOUNT 9.7 MILLION DOLARS.
NEXT OF KIN MISS GRACE MBIA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER 43483002
God bless you as you do this today by sending email to the Bank.
Awaiting to to hear from you again.
Yours grace




Hello.

Today I had a very special experience.
I was swimming in the sea, and got attacked by a big shark.

However, I managed to get a grip on that shark, and I fucked it.
Yeah!

I fucked the sharks mouth so hard, it broke 10-15 tooths.
The shark should feel lucky however, after all I was just horny, not hungry.

Well,I told a friend about you, and we have decided go to Dakar to pick you up.
I must inform you that my friend is gay, but he is very polite and kind person.

Only problem is, when we arrive, he wants to fuck.
I told him we were going to a refugee camp, and that he couldn`t fuck the refugees.
Then he came up with the most brilliant idea.
He could fuck the reverant, cause he is no refugee, is he?

Well, the reverant will probably denie, so we have to give him a lot of alcohol.
After the reverant is drunk and passed out, my friend will fuck his ass.
However, my friend is very very kind, so the idea was that he would lick his cum from the reverants ass, and fill it up with dollar bills.
Then we realized that christians don`t like money, cause they think money belongs to satan.

So we decided to lubricate his ass, and show a bible up his ass to show our goodwill.
Maybe two bibles, if there are enough space.

Then again, we could hide some dollar bills inside the bibles.
How much would you say the reverants ass is worth?

Enough for today, we have to prepare for our trip to Dakar.
I really hope to fuck you before the weekend.

Love you big long time.

[Lucifer]

Råbra!!! Kan ikke si annet enn at jeg virkelig gleder meg til fortsettelsen.

Keep up the good work :twothumbsup:

[Angel4you]

*skratter* de visste ikke hva som traff dem når de maila til deg Nissebror.. Det er ihvertfall sikkert

[Nissebror]

"peace" er en flittig mail-skribent :lol11:


My Dearest love,,
Good day with hope you are okay today?

My dear am so much happy to receive the reply of my last email to you as well,now i thank you so much for all the effort you are doing in other to see that am out from this hell,is my mide to be with you,

But you will promise me that as soon as i get to your country,you will also help me in orther to transfer this money in your country?dear am with all the information's about this money,both the account number and orther informations needed as well is with me,

Really am in a hell and this time i want to be out from this prison call refugee camp,to eat here is a big problem sometimes i Can not see talk of eating been a lady for that matter,my dear if you can assist me just to be out from here as you said down to your country,i am need to be with this time,is my mide to be with you face to face and i will like to spend the rest of my life with you over there,

My dear am still single,but the problem is this,i don't have passport of relocation to meet you there,please can you promise to help me in other to get a new passport?you know am a citizen of Liberia,but now in refugee camp Dakar Senegal,

So before i will live the country coming to meet you,i must have a passport so that i will not have any distobance,my dear as soon as i get this passport with in some days you will See me around you face to face,

Because am coming to change your condition together with a new life we are going to have,from now up worlds have it in your mide that you have gotten the woman of your life,i still promise to live with you and spend the rest of my life with you there as well,my dear i will stop here and wait to hear an answer from you soonest bye with trust and love,

Yours in love miss peace jerry
Thanks,





Hi!

Don`t worry about the passport, I`ll arrange that as soon as we arrive my country together.
(I got powerful friends in the government)

Now, the strangest thing happened me tonight.
God came to me, and He spoke to me.
He told me to take good care of you,and that He arranged our meeting.
He also told me it was His will I will go to Dakar for you.
Then He told a lot of other things I just don`t remember.

Well, after that I fucked him.
Ca you imagine, He is SO old, and he still got such a tiny, little asshole?
However, He was a bit pissed when He finally could take his pants back on, but what the hell..
He was a nice fuck

I wish for you a good night sleep and I love you big long time.
(og hvis du mot formodning skjønner norsk, kan jeg jo fortelle deg at jeg vet hva du driver med. Jeg har kødda med deg hele tiden, og kommer til å fortsette med det. Ædda bædda, din dass-mort!)
:lol11:

[Angel4you]

Er det jeg har sagt hele veien.. du er pinadø ikke god lol

[Nissebror]

Goodmorning dearest one,
how are you today i hope your fine and all so chatting up with the goodes of the day am more than happy to see your lovely mail today thanks,

honey i understood that is your mind to help me get a new passport so that i can come over there in your country,please this is what you will do just send email to the Rev father duke tell him that you are my partner you want now the cost of a new passport here so that he will go to embassy here in dakar and cherck ok here is Rev contact
e mail,,,,,,,(pauldukee@yahoo.com)
phone number,,,,,,,,(00221763398763)
am waiting to hear from you soonext yours miss peace jerry bye for now.



My lovely mail???? :rofl:


Hello!
I love you big long time!
Now, don`t worry about the passport.
I got a temporary passport for you, unfortenately there was a small mistake, so you will travel to Norway with the name "Even Beinlaus"

Now, my contact person in the government is working with your documents now, it will be ecpensive but your tight little pussy is worth it.

Well, today God came to me again.
Can you believe, that horny old bastard wanted more cock..
Well then, he dropped his jeans and I fucked him really hard.
After that, he asked me if we had talked about prevention.
He told me about that time he went down to earth for a little pussy.
And he said, that episode convinced him to always wear a condom.
Because, as he said, he fucked one bitch 2 thousand years ago, and people are still talking about it.
Well, I have to leave now, cause God asked if I wanted to take him to a gay bar.
Well, I drive him over, but I will wait in the car.

Until next time, I love you big long time.
See you

[Nissebror]

Nigeria-damene har visst gitt opp, og sendt epost-adressen min til russerne :lol11: :lol11: :lol11:

Hei, Jeg er singel og attraktiv kvinne. Jeg har 29 ar.
Jeg har aldri v?rt gift, og jeg har ingen barn!
Jeg vil komme fra du svarer pa mitt brev til var fremtid bekjentskaper.
Hvis du er ensom og en fri mann, vil jeg avvente svar.
Vennligst skriv meg pa min personlige e-post: ******@yahoo.com
Jeg sender deg mine bilder med mitt neste bokstav. Jeg vil vite hva du synes om dette?


Jøssda, bæib :lol11:
I got snædder for your oversetter-program :lol11:
Chew on this, asshole :lol11:

Hei på dykk!

Eg vart ofsatufsen i skvalatutten tå dykkar brev og biletar.
Eg er inst inni gamperæva hugtikjin tå dykk, og eg ynskjar å tek dykk til mi fru snarast mogleg.
Kviss mogleg, vill eg verte mykji rusketusk om eg fikk sjå eit bilete tå glufsa dykkar, då eg elskar glufse.
Eg er gra som ein kanin i tordenver og på dagsferske duracellbatteriararar :D
Mitt hjarte dunkar kvilelaust i påventan av at du sendar bokstavkjeks med biletet dykkar på.

Eg elsker dykk stor long tid :D :D :D

[Nissebror]

Ærremuli? :lol11:


Hei min er fin den nye venn, fra andre land.

Du disse vil interessen hvorfor jeg si at du fra andre land. Jeg skal svare pa hvorfor det? Som jeg fra Russland. Og jeg spor du meg ikke skadelig.

Som jeg veldig lyst pa at vi ble kjent med deg, struktur veldig likte meg, og jeg har sendt deg meldingen min med mine e-post.

At du kunne til meg svaret jeg med stort onske onsker a bli kjent med deg. jeg veldig mye, mye, mye hap om at du onsker dette.

Vel, jeg skal fortelle litt om meg selv. Slik at du kan kjenne whence jeg, og at jeg fra meg selv til stede.

Du har sett bildene mine. Og jeg onsker at du fremdeles visste om meg.

Mitt navn er sa langt som du kjenner navnet mitt Lyubov, mitt navn til meg sv?rt mye a like i dette navnet veldig vakkert. Og jeg er stolt av et navn.

Min bursdag: on 19 November 1979, og jeg er 29 ar. Og jeg fra byen St. Petersburg, haper jeg at du vet slikt sted, sa jeg tror at du lett kjenner Russland.

Som Russland veldig stor, jeg veldig glad i landet. Jeg bor sammen med mamma, som navnet Yana. Jeg veldig glad i mine innfodt mor.

Faren min er dod 6 ar siden av en kreft av en mage. Mamma jobber som direktor pa skolen. Sa pa meg veldig vennskapelig familie, jeg veldig gjerne ga til reising.

Jeg liker a se film, lese boker. Og ogsa min favoritt farge rosa, har du sannsynligvis vil tenke pa hvorfor du liker meg slik farge? Men for meg sv?rt hyggelig farge.

Ogsa liker jeg a ga ut med venner pa natur a ha en hviledag pa natur, her slik ren luft.

Du kan ikke presentere deg selv det hele tatt. Det er nyttig for helse, og jeg beskytte helse.

Ogsa jeg jobber som veterin?r i en poliklinikk, jeg jobber som lege av dyr i mitt eget sted. Sa er fin, da jeg skal gjore hyggelig til et dyr, er det bare bra.

Jeg kan ikke klage pa livet, sa livet mitt helt perfekt. Og na mine ar kom til at a mote god person i livet mitt.

du sikkert interesser hvorfor jeg ikke kan finne denne personen pa meg selv i Russland? Som det rett og slett ikke mulig at det a gjore.

Jeg tror at du forstar meg, ja her er det lykkelig familie som er veldig glad som har barn.

Jeg har ikke noe barn, men hvis ganske Jeg vil gjerne ha barn. Her igjen kunne jeg ikke finne meg selv pa verdig person til a lage denne familien.

Og jeg tror at du med meg vil bli rettferdig, er jeg ikke interessert i meg lure i det at du har kone og du meg na skrive til a spille meg.

Spor jeg gjor ikke det med meg. Som jeg ikke vil ha det med meg sa handlet. Med meg v?re rettferdig alltid!

som jeg i sok av fine, attentive, lovely, slag, virkelig person for seg selv. Jeg veldig mye hap, at du forstar meg.

Og at det pa oss noe darlig, vil ikke bli. Og jeg veldig mye hap om at vi skal forsta hverandre alltid og i alle.

Jeg har fortalt litt om meg selv, her igjen var det ingen av et bedrag. Na er jeg med du er rettferdig, og jeg skal alltid rettferdig, bare at var bekjent var bra.

og jeg veldig mye haper at bildene mine a like deg, og at jeg ikke skremme deg pa det som jeg har sagt om meg selv litt. Slik at du na ble litt kjent med meg.

Jeg vil fortelle deg at jeg har en darlig norsk sprak, fordi jeg nettopp begynt a l?re norsk sprak nylig. Jeg vet det engelske spraket mye bedre enn det norske.

Hvis du kan eller onsker a skrive meg et brev pa engelsk, jeg kan ogsa svare deg for brevet ditt pa engelsk uten problemer! Hvis du ikke vil, jeg vil fortsette a skrive til deg pa norsk.

Vel, jeg na skal ga til a gjore det arbeidet som jeg skrive til deg i mitt arbeide. Sjefen for a ikke bli sint pa meg, som kvinne slikt slag.

Vet at jeg til meg selv for den personen fra andre land. Vel, jeg skal ga.

Jeg veldig mye haper at jeg skal fa svar snart. Som du meg veldig interessert.

Lyubov.




AHA!!

Do skriva tollerosk? :D
Jai og skriva sånn.
Jai bli inni rusletutten skjithæppi do skreve for meg :D

Do lika skreve for meg?
Jai like inmmari much!
Do ha fin pupp fin lår fin rompe.
Jai bli tollerosk i den bukseorm det vara din skyll :D

Do bara fortsetta skriva på norsk.
Jai finne stor morro lesa dine brev do skreve med den oversettende dataprogram.
Jai bara håpa do ikke betala mange penge for den rævva oversetter.

Da do blitt lort

Jai ikke kjenne st petersburg. Det vara stor rossisk hamborger?
Jai lika hamborger. Det vara mykji gøtt!
Do lika hamborger?

Jai så kjempesuperduperhæppi do skreve til mai.
Do skreve mer til mai?
Da jai bli gra.

Do vera voksen kvinne. Da do ikke bo med mamma.
Do vera stor mammadalt!

Jai ikke gifte mai med mammadalt men du og jai pule være fint.
Do ha fin mamma jai pule mamma very hard indeed ja?

Jai vera very viril norsk mann pule dai og mamma ja?
Do sende bilde naken i neste brev hurra?

Til slutt jai si do skrive min språk som stor svart pippip flakse rondt bara si krakra

[Nissebror]

Hei min fine venn!

Det var veldig hyggelig for meg a se svaret, og det sv?rt mye a like meg, sa tror jeg at jeg liker deg. Og det er veldig hyggelig for meg a vite det. Som jeg for deg er vakkert. Takk til deg.

takket deg for at du ikke er redd for at jeg fra Russland som jeg ikke kan fortelle om den darlige.

Og du tror ikke at jeg kommer til a lure hvem. Jeg har ikke tenkt a komme a komme til landet ditt, og deretter a kaste.

Som jeg ikke kan sa gjore, jeg vil v?re rettferdig med deg i alt, det er derfor jeg skriver til deg slike ord.

Som jeg ser TV, og jeg ser alle. Og jeg er veldig godt kjent med Internet swindlers og gangstere. Sa her kan bedra.

Jeg horte om slike land som Afrika som vill Russland, USA, Europa og andre land. Og jeg skal v?re forsiktige. Sa du meg tilgi, men jeg er virkelig med deg.

Og jeg veldig mye onsker at du har forstatt det. At jeg ikke at personen som her har kommet pa a lure noen.
men jeg leste brevene, og jeg forstar mellomtiden du ikke den personen. At du med meg er rettferdige, og at det ikke kan gjore.

Sannheten du til meg er veldig hyggelig. Og jeg onsker at har l?rt hverandre bedre.

Leser brevet ditt, jeg har forstatt, at vi har den generelle interesser og formal, har vi generelt onske om a v?re glad i livet vart, og vi er verd a elske og blir favoritt.

Hele denne tiden var vi ensom, vi var i stor glede av sok, og kun ved hjelp av Gud, vi kunne finne, som vi sa pa lenge sokte, jeg skal ikke si, vi kan finne hverandre.

Som jeg tror pa Gud, og Gud har gitt meg livet mitt. Og jeg er takknemlig til Gud som ga meg slike livet.

Jeg har levd disse 29 arene, og jeg onsker fortsatt a leve sa tidlig som i andre min lange ar er glad om mine personen.

Du absolutt vil tro at for meg noen ar som sa a si, og sa a bestemme, men det er ikke du er ikke rett. Jeg forstar alle, og er alvorlig Jeg bekymring for alle.

Som jeg i seg selv sv?rt alvorlige person a spille med noen i spill jeg ikke samle! jeg lese brevet som du har litt fortalt om deg selv, og det var hyggelig mot meg.

Og jeg tror at vi kan gjore noe for a l?re om hverandre mer. Som vi na med deg mye krever det.

Jeg veldig mye haper du med meg enig, og jeg onsker ikke at du ikke forstar meg. Hvis du ikke forstar noe, spor meg igjen.

Og jeg kan ikke forsta at du har skrevet til meg, nar det skjer skal forstas veldig lett at folk fra andre land snakke.

jeg allerede snakket om at jeg jobber i veterin?r pa dyr, og for oss til sykehuset kommer fra andre byer. Det er mange besokende fra andre land, ogsa det kommer mange.

Som na jeg kommunisere med deg, og det er sv?rt hyggelig for meg. Som jeg kan forsta deg, og jeg kan skrive til deg a skrive brev.

Vel jeg vil avslutte brevet pa det, og med den store onske skal jeg ser frem til a hore fra deg snart.

I stor grad vil vite om deg alt, er det mye a vite om deg hvis det er det mulig a vite alt om deg.

Jeg kan ikke royke. Min vekst 5, 6 og vekt 118 lbs. Na skal jeg ga for a gjore fortsatt anliggender.

Din venn Lyubov.


Lurer på hvor lenge den skrulla kommer til å fortsette :p





Åh bæibi!
Jæi får en oppstoppersnopp nåru setter håre åpp
Je lure i grunn på om du bli klam ihakket av grisepreiket vårres.
For je trur nemli du er en snasen liten godbit som like å spre beina for en skikkelig bamsekuk.
Schtemmer? :D

Å nå ska jeg fortælja og du lyt høyre på.
Den fyste gong hu skinte, så laga hu ei bru
Imilla seg og himmer`n og ei krybbe og ei ku.

Det va bære såvidt je itte sprute ned hele dataskjermen når je drog litt i kuken etter bildene dine.
Det var fristende å sende spruten over det pulbare fjeset ditt, men det komme vel are tier etterhvert,
JE får itte skrivi så mye i kvell,men je sende mine varmeste tanker åt dykk og sender med ei oppetin kakuskive som je har spruta spermen min på.

Du får drømme rektig godt om den harde kuken min langt oppi den trånge ræva di, så talast vi

[Nissebror]

Vel, "Lyubov" ga opp etter siste mail. :p

Det er riktignok en stund siden jeg herjet med "Vivian", but here comes :

Hello Dear,

my name is vivian i came acrose your profile and it look so interesting to me, well i will like to have good relationship with really love if you don't mind you can contact me with this email address vivianXXXXX@hotmail.com for more introduction about me ok, i will be happy to receive your mail with your pictures thank and God bless you,
vivian,


Hei Kjære,

Mitt navn er Vivian jeg kom acrose din profil og det ser så interessant for meg, vil vel jeg liker å ha gode forbindelser med virkelig kjærlighet om du ikke har noe du kan kontakte meg med denne e-postadressen vivianXXXXXX@hotmail.com for mer innføring om meg ok, jeg vil gjerne motta post med bilder takk og Gud velsigne dere,
Vivian,

Gadd ikke bruke nevneverdig lang tid på svaret :

Hello.

Yes I love you too and would love to see your pictures

:p

[Nissebror]

Og denne historien har vi hørt før eller? :p

Hello Dearest,
How are you today?together with your health hope fine.Mine, well i thank God for keeping me till this moment here in Dakar Senegal.My name is Vivian 23 years single from Ivory Coast in West Africa and presently i am residing in the refugee camp here in dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country. My late father Dr David was the personal advicer to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father with the only brother i have. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where we are leaving now.I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Atterched here is my picture' Hoping to hear from you soonest
yours
vivian,

Ingen vits å gå rundt grøten, er det vel? :p

Hello hello
You are very beautiful and I wanna marry you and love you forever
I dont care about the money couse I believe in love
I will send you a planeticket and travel money

where to send it?

yours truly

[Nissebror]

...blablablah.....

Hello My new friend,
Thanks for your mail.I am more than happy in your reply to my mail.How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me. and your night hope fine,Mine is a little bit cold over here in dakar senegal.In this camp we are only allowed to go out only on mondays and fridays of the weeks.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.We don't have any
relatives now whom we can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person we have now is Rev.Emmanuel James who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.The Pastors Tel number is (+221-773-09-90-16) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilledge to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the traggic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.please listen to this,i have my late father's deposit certificate and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $9.7M(Nine Million seven Hundred Thousand Dollars).So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Revrend because he is like a father to me.So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking.My favourite language is english but our language is french but i speak english very fluently.Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have alot to tell you.Have a nice day and think about me
Awaiting to hear from you soonest
Yours.
Vivian.

Bullshit deserve bullshit, right? :p

hello hello
I believe in love and not in money
please tell me where I can send you a plane ticket and money for your long journey so that we cold marry pls

[Nissebror]

Nuvel... Hverken jeg eller "Vivian" trodde vel noe særlig på dette :

Good Morning Darling,

Thanks for your lovely mail as i told you, yes i will like to come over there to meet you for a better life with you as husband and wife to be honest with you i will be so much happy to be called your wife as i told you i don't have any travel documents which will permit me to come over there in your country to meet you face to face and also i want to let you know that i inform Rev.Emmanuel James about the situation of things because of my condition to know if he can help me to know how much it will cost me to get all my travel documents which will permit me to come over there and he help me to call a travel agent to know the cost of all my travel documents to your country and the travel agent told us that i have to get my passport first because it will help me to get my other travel documents and we called my country embassy to know the cost of my new passport and their told us that is will cost me the some of ( $480usd) so my dear please try as much as possible you can to help me to send this money to enable me to get my passport which will permit me to get my other travel documents hope you understand me and here is the information which you will use and send the money for my passport

NAME OF THE RECEIVER.......... VIVIAN
ADDRESS.......KAWSARA LAYE CAMBERENE
COUNTRY........... DAKAR-SENEGAL.

and please don't forget to send me all the information which will enable me to get the money out from Western union money transfer office here in Dakar Senegal such as the MTCN NUMBER OF THE MONEY AND THE QUESTION AND ANSWER OF THE MONEY because with this information i will get the money out from Western union money transfer office here and start going to my country embassy immediately for my passport,thanks for your understanding and i will be happy to hear your lovely vioce and to receive your pictures and here is also my picture too have a lovely day and think about my condition here in camp, kissss for youuuu waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.
yours forever in love!
Vivian.

Denne hadde jeg ikke tid til å svare på samme dag, så det kom "purremail" allerede samme kveld :p

[Nissebror]

Good Morning Darling,

Darling thank your for mail but please can you tell me when are you going to send the money for my passport as you promise please let me know? have a nice day with love and trust
vivian


Vel, kunne nesten høre raserianfallet helt hit når følgende mail tikket inn til "Vivian" :

Hello baby
I did send the money but I dont trust in banks so the money will arrive your camp with a special trained carrier pigeon
It is very fast so its important that you start to call for it immediately after you received this mail.
To do that you have to go outside and look up at heaven while you call for the pigeon
You have to shout out load this words to attract the pigeon :

"jeg er en homo med vondt i rumpa
kuken var altfor stor
spermen renner i min tarm
spermen deilig og varm"

In english it means :

"Oh bird from the sky
bless me with your visit
God will protect you
God is good"

The pigeon could hear from miles away so its very important that you sing this severald days a day cause that words is what it need to find you.
Also remember its not used to english so please dont sing the english version for it.
It is not important if you dont pronounce my language right, the bird will know its words in its heart.

Now good luck and remember it may take a few days form the bird hear your song until its able to locate you.
Love you big long time, yours truly X

[Nissebror]

Under over alle under, svaret kom umiddelbart :

you can go to hell with your fucking money???????????

Midt i latterkrampene måtte jeg jo pliktskyldigst klore ned noen ord tilbake :

Im afraid I cant do that they are already on its way to you
Now lots of love & kisses I love you

Men det var altså end of that story! :p

[Nissebror]

Nuvel, et par andre snupper snublet innom mailen min forleden dag.

Her er Phina :

Hi! I am miss phina
how are you! hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile and i read it and took interest on it,if you don't mind i will like you to add me on this ID (phinaXXX@yahoo.com) so that i can send you my photo OK hope to hear from you soon, I will be waiting for your mail because maybe we can be a good friend anyway i will tell you more when you contact me on my email

For sikkerhets skyld hadde hun også tatt seg "bryet" med å "oversette" til norsk :

Hei! Jeg savner phina
hvordan har du det! håper du er fin og i perfekt tilstand health.I gikk gjennom profilen din og jeg leste den og tok renter på det, hvis du ikke tankene jeg vil gjerne at du legger til meg på denne ID (phinaXXX@yahoo.com) slik at jeg kan sende deg bilde av meg OK håper å høre fra deg snart, vil jeg venter på posten din, fordi vi kanskje kan være en god venn allikevel jeg vil fortelle deg mer når du kontakte meg på min e


Og ikke nok med, jaggu blir jeg nedrent av damer for tiden! :lol11:
Hils på min siste "flamme", Lovina ;

My Dearest,
Thanks for your mail, How is your day? I guess nice. Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Lovina, I'm 23years old girl, from Ivory Coast in West Africa. I am 5' 7" tall, Fair in complexion, Single (never married before) I am presently residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

My late father Dr.Daniel was the managing director of Daniel's ventures (Ltd) and he was the personal adviser to the former head of state before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood. It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now in a refugee camp, and this computer is belonging to a Reverend pastor that has a church here in the camp.

My hobbies are reading, cooking, cinema, movies, dancing and fun of little kids.
I would like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes, hobbies and what you are doing presently. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.
Copy here is my picture hope you will like it.
Hoping to hear from you soonest
Yours
Lovina

[Nissebror]

Vel, begge snuppene fikk samme svar, nemlig teksten til denne sangen her :

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Hello!


there's a boy in my mind and he knows
i am thinking of him
all my way through the day and the night
stars shine above me
he's been gone for sum time
but i know i truley love him
and iam singing a song
hoping he'll be back when he hears it

my heart goes shalalala shalala in the morning
shalalala shalala in the sunshine
shalalala shalala in the evening
shalalala shalala just for you!

(make sum noise for the vengaboys!)

if your lucks gone away just like mine
you feel like crying
sing along maybe once
maybe twice lets try it together
sum sweet day no one knows you'll return and you'll be happy
shouting sweet in a song
listen to your heart it is singing

my heart goes shalalala shalala in the morning
shalalala shalala in the sunshine
shalalala shalala in the evening
shalalala shalala just for you!

my heart goes shalalala shalala in the morning
shalalala shalala in the sunshine
shalalala shalala in the evening
shalalala shalala just for you!

shalalala shalala just for you!

Hop to hear from you soon!

[Nissebror]

Vel... Mens jeg sitter og oppdaterer tråden, kommer svaret fra Phina :

Hello Dearest one ,
I am more than happy for your reply to my mail. How is your day today? My name is Miss PHINA NATTY 25 year old girl. I am single and never been married before. I am from Liberia West Africa Country and presently residing in refugee camp here in Senegal where i am seeking political asylum due to the civil war that was fought in my country . I am in suffering and pains here in this camp and i really need to have a man by my side to encourage me and give me good advice in life and help me to come out from this situation.

My late father Dr Samuel Natty was the managing director of uzuza
Manufacturing industry and also personal
adviser to the former head of state, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and father in a cold blood. It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to a nearby country Senegal where i am living now as a refugee. This Refugee Camp is headed by a Reverend Father, i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy in his office,

I would like to know more about you, your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and what you are doing presently. i like to meet understanding, loyal, sincere, trustworthy, kind, friendly and more to that, a man of vision and truth. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail, Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours Forever in love.
PHINA WITH KISS


Vi prøver oss med enda en sangtekst (ja, jeg vet jeg er lat nå) :p

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Years ago
When I was younger
I kind of liked
A girl I knew
She was mine
And we were sweethearts
That was then
But then it’s true

I’m in love
With a fairytale
Even though it hurts
Cause I don’t care
If I loose my mind
I’m already cursed

Every day
We started fighting
Every night
We fell in love
Noone else
Could make me sader
But noone else
Could lift me high above

I don’t know what I was doing
When suddenly
We fell apart
Nowadays
I can not find her
But when I do
We’ll get a brand new start

I’m in love
With a fairytale
Even though it hurts
Cause I don’t care
If I loose my mind
I’m already cursed

She’s a fairytale
Yeah
Even though it hurts
Cause I don’t care
If I loose my mind
I’m already cursed

Vel... Om "hun" fortsetter lover jeg å finne på noe sprell, bare litt behagelig lat i sommervarmen akkurat nå. :p

[Sexjustitiarius]

Dette var en utrolig bra ide, Nissebror! nå vet jeg hva jeg skal gjøre neste gang det dukker opp slike mailer. Likte spesielt godt denne:


He could fuck the reverant, cause he is no refugee, is he?

Well, the reverant will probably denie, so we have to give him a lot of alcohol.
After the reverant is drunk and passed out, my friend will fuck his ass.
However, my friend is very very kind, so the idea was that he would lick his cum from the reverants ass, and fill it up with dollar bills.
Then we realized that christians don`t like money, cause they think money belongs to satan.

So we decided to lubricate his ass, and show a bible up his ass to show our goodwill.
Maybe two bibles, if there are enough space.

[Nissebror]

Dette var en utrolig bra ide, Nissebror! nå vet jeg hva jeg skal gjøre neste gang det dukker opp slike mailer.


Hahaha, det er jo bare barsnlige streker fra min side egentlig. :p
Men pokker heller, det er noen minutter barnslig humor med litt latter i hverdagen. :lol9:

Såpass får man unne seg :)

[Sexjustitiarius]

Jeg har svart på slike mailer selv for kort tid tilbake, etter at min mann viste meg noen han hadde fått. (Fikk tilgang til kontoen med hans samtykke til å svare) Var ikke i nærheten av så grove som det du har servert. Men nå vet jeg hvor retningstråden ligger. hehe

[Nissebror]

Jeg har svart på slike mailer selv for kort tid tilbake, etter at min mann viste meg noen han hadde fått. (Fikk tilgang til kontoen med hans samtykke til å svare) Var ikke i nærheten av så grove som det du har servert. Men nå vet jeg hvor retningstråden ligger. hehe

Humrer.. :lol11:
Lag gjerne din egen tråd om du vil.

Kanskje vi også skal smokke opp en tråd med utveksling av epost-adresser? :naughty1:

[Sexjustitiarius]

Humrer.. :lol11:
Lag gjerne din egen tråd om du vil.

Kanskje vi også skal smokke opp en tråd med utveksling av epost-adresser? :naughty1:

Gjerne det. Blir vanskelig å velge hvilken av de 40 epostadressene jeg skal velge. hehe. Her skiftes det epostadresser like mye som været skifter i Norge på sommeren. Men det hadde vært utrolig morsomt om alle som leser denne tråden kunne gjøre det du har gjort? Og at sarkasmen mot disse folkene, eller kvinnene bare øker og øker? For å være litt selvkritisk så tror jeg imidlertid at det sitter menn bak det hele, som kan ha det like morsomt som oss ved å lese dette. :naughty1:

[Nissebror]

For å være litt selvkritisk så tror jeg imidlertid at det sitter menn bak det hele, som kan ha det like morsomt som oss ved å lese dette. :naughty1:

Har vel aldri vært i tvil om at det sitter menn bak disse "tåredryppende" historiene. :lol9:

Bare det at de bruker samme malen gjør jo at det hele virker noe stakkarslig, og en burde nesten synes litt synd på dem.
Men at de har det morsomt, tviler jeg på...

you can go to hell with your fucking money???????????

:rofl:

[Nissebror]

"Lovina" likte nok ikke Vengaboys, men Phina" synes visst det er greit med både Vengaboys & Rybak.
Kunne jo vært litt artig om de hadde klart å finne på en ny historie til tider da..
Blir litt kjedelig med samme plottet om og om igjen :

Hello Darling
how are you today, l hope you are fine. My day is very boring over here in Dakar Senegal . ln this camp we find it hard to go out because we are not allowed to do so, its just like one staying in the prison and l hope by God's grace l will come out here soon. I don't have any relatives now that i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev. Pascal who is the Reverend pastor of the (Christ the king of Churches) here in the camp he has been very good to me since l came here but l am not living with him rather l am living in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women. The Pastor's Tel number is ( 00221-766 892 301 )

if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me phina he will send for me


As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Honey, please l would like you to know that l have my late father's deposit certificate of account here with me which l will like to send to you to assist me,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in the Bank which he used my name as the next of kin. The amount in question is $5.9(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand US Dollars).

So l will like you to assist me transfer this money to your account and from it you will send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I can't withdraw the money my self due to my refugee statues here in this country which does not permit me to, rather the money can't be transferred in Senegal where i am in refugee statues. I want you to send me your contact information's such as your

Names ..................................
Age .....................................
Address .................................
Telephone................................
your photo..................................

I have got in touch with the bank and made them to know about my plans to withdraw this money, l also got them aware of the death of my father and they have acknowledged it with all there confirmation. However, they advise me to get in touch with a very responsible person who will stand on my behalf and my trustee as regards to this money since l am presently of refugee status over here and wouldn't be permitted to handle this amount of money, they also let me know about the bond which they signed with my father that they money will be handled to me in bulk amount which means that l should decide on if l should continue with the bank or not.

I just have to let you know about this so that you can assist me to be my trustee on this money. like l said you can call me because l have alto to tell you.l kept this secret to people in the camp here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me. Have a nice time and think about me.
l hope to hear from you
soonest. l love you.
Yours for ever in love.
miss phina


Montro om "hun" liker "The Julekalender" like godt? :)

Jess jess, bøtt vått dæven døtte du vi du?
The stor klok bank book is in the hands åff de nåsså,and hi drank sprit and got høggtenner å brills.
I trajd tu kåll de pottetwoman but the lain is bissi. Shi pråbbabbly spik tu her sister and hør mæn Kai hu gæiv hør a fudprossesor tu jul.
Ålså gudd åll gammel nåkk wudd nåv vått tu du, but the nissers hævent fånd the ki tu his playdås jett
Deesuten his a fæjmås skueplayer hu wudd forlang tu sei hiss repplikks måst åf åll.
Kuddent ju føkk the pastor ænn hør iff hi kudd bårråv ju såm månni tu a plein tikket and ai will hent ju ån gardermoen ænn vi dil vitt the money læiter?

But æktuælly ai tink ju ar a bigg fatt nåsså ænn ai dånt beliv a wørd åff vått ju vrait.
Så vai dånt ju teik a balltre and stikk itt øpp jur æss ænn ai wudd bi hæppi tu spark it iven førder øpp with verneshoes ån.
Ænn iff ju ænsver this mæjl ju are even dummere then ai trodd.
Nåv føkk ju ju big dum måtterføkker ænn ai shud hils fråm Fritts (Nått Påmm Frits djøst Fritts) ænn sei ju ar de vånn witt the øgliest klær ænn långest feis!

[Nissebror]

Montro om "hun" liker "The Julekalender" like godt? :)

Hello my dear love,
How are you i know all is well with you over there. I'm very happy to get your beautiful reply today, thank you very much to try to help me out here. My dear please and please try all your best help me out here so that i we come and live with you in your country, because your only hope i have in my life now, i need your help, even to feed my self is a very big problem here i am. Please help me so that i will come out from this refugee camp. I want you you tell me more about yourself, your full details

Names ..................................
Age .....................................
Address .................................
Telephone................................

so that i can present your full data to the bank to enable them recognize you as my foreign partner
My dear love, i want you believe me, you can see my (REFUGEE IDENTITY CARD) . So please and please i need your help, because here is very hared Without food and without good water.
hope to hear from you soonest.
PHINA with a kiss

Julekalenderen falt nok i smak ja, samtidig som "Phina" nok ble noe satt ut av "språket"..
"Hun" har til og med gjort et tappert forsøk på å oversette teksten denne gangen :

Hei min kjære elsker,
Hvordan er du jeg vet alt er bra med deg der borte. Jeg er veldig glad for å få vakre svaret i dag, tusen takk til å prøve å hjelpe meg ut her. Min kjære behage og prøv alle dine beste hjelpe meg ut her slik at jeg vi komme og bo hos deg i ditt land, fordi bare håpe jeg ha i livet mitt nå, jeg trenger din hjelp, og med å mate meg selv er en svært stort problem her er jeg. Kan du hjelpe meg slik at jeg vil komme ut av denne flyktningleir. Jeg vil at du fortelle meg mer om deg selv, alle detaljer

Navn ..................................
Alder .....................................
Adresse .................................
Telefon ................................

slik at jeg kan presentere ditt fulle data til banken for å gjøre dem i stand gjenkjenne deg som min utenlandsk partner
Min kjære elsker, jeg vil tro du meg, kan du se min (flyktning ID-kort). Så vær så snill og vennligst Jeg trenger din hjelp, fordi her er veldig hared Uten mat og uten godt vann.
håper å høre fra deg snarest.
PHINA med et kyss

Og for å virkelig gjøre suppa troverdig, har "Phina"s lillesøster lekt seg litt på pc`en :

http://sexplassen.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=258047&d=1279467736


Og svaret "hun" fikk?

Now dætt vås a verri gudd vending!
Maybi vi kudd jus itt in anådder Julekalender?
Ok hir is mai næim ænn ædress :

Name : Kirkens Nødhjelp
Age : 52
Adress : Oslo,Norway
Phone Number : 22 09 27 00

Ai æm så sårry tu hir ju hæv tu gett evvryting inn witt a tispun. (Inn nårvæi vi kåll dætt "få alt inn med teskje) vitsj tells me ju ar not verry glup.
Well a lått åff gøls hæv sent me mæils the last jer lukking a lått laik jurs.
Ai rilly tink ju gajs shudd kåmm øpp vitt såmting nju,itt wudd mæik it møtsj isier får mi tu plæi dis gæim,or iven mår fønn.
Ai iven dånt tink de pastor eksists ænn iff hi du his just a læisi shipføkker djøst laik ju.
Ænnivæi ai lukk fårvard tu jur nekst mæil ænn ai håup ju ænn de pastor føkk itsj odder verry gudd æn hard inn the mintaim.
Baj baj får nåvv ånn ai låv ju a lått!

[Sexjustitiarius]

Har vel aldri vært i tvil om at det sitter menn bak disse "tåredryppende" historiene. :lol9:

Bare det at de bruker samme malen gjør jo at det hele virker noe stakkarslig, og en burde nesten synes litt synd på dem.
Men at de har det morsomt, tviler jeg på...
:rofl:

HVordan kan du vite at de ikke har det morsomt. Jeg har mange ganger tenkt at slike mailer ofte kan komme fra rike og korrupte menn som gjerne vil ha mar, men som har så de klarer seg. Derfor min kommentar om dette. Men jeg støtter den aktiviteten du gjør, og håper flere kan begynne med det. For det første er det jo utvilsomt uhyre morsomt, og for det andre så kanskje de slutter å spamme.

[Nissebror]

HVordan kan du vite at de ikke har det morsomt. Jeg har mange ganger tenkt at slike mailer ofte kan komme fra rike og korrupte menn som gjerne vil ha mar, men som har så de klarer seg. Derfor min kommentar om dette. Men jeg støtter den aktiviteten du gjør, og håper flere kan begynne med det. For det første er det jo utvilsomt uhyre morsomt, og for det andre så kanskje de slutter å spamme.

Tja nei, ikke godt å si :)
Bryr meg i grunnen ikke heller, men skulle gjerne vært der og sett de rive seg i håret når oversetterprogrammet deres går på høygir og låser seg totalt :naughty1:

[FrolandsJenta]

Ha,ha,ha,var mye god lesing her,ja :)
Får en del sånne e-mail innimellom jeg også,men det er for det meste fra UK med beskjed om at jeg har vunnet stort i lotteriene deres.Virker ikke som de har noen mannlige tåredryppende historier på lur,jeg har ihvertfall ikke fått noen ennå.
Får generelt mindre sånne meldinger da jeg er av rasen hunnkjønn da,ser det ut som...