Hva vi guta gjerne vil høre... .-)

[karsten]

I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king!

Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a
few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

You're so sexy when you're hungover.

I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

Let's subscribe to Hustler.

Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

I'll be out painting the house.

I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!

I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!

I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...